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Santa's Retirement Plan

Name: Santa's Retirement Plan
Brand: Cordial Greetings
SKU: DP8085
Price: 67.50 USD
Availability: InStock

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The front of this card features a humorous comic strip with Santa Clause talking to his financial planner, whose name is Mary Ann Brite. Santa is sitting in a swivel chair in her office. She responds by saying "Since you only work one night a year, it will take a long time to build your retirement account." You can tell from his slouch that Santa is not pleased.

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